aphroditeredux: (cuz the money’s where mind is at)
Seraphina ([personal profile] aphroditeredux) wrote 2018-12-06 03:07 am (UTC)

I never wanted you to see such a shameful and inelegant display...

[Whining after her outburst, faster than any Ninja can detect Seraphina's cell phone is in her hand and a number is dialed with rapid precision. A voice comes through on the phone loud and clear:]

Finger Breakin' Fried Chicken, how can we beat your hunger into crispy oil dripping submission?

I have a large order, have a pen at the ready!

Uhhhh--

I want enough wings that if stacked together they could match an army of Cockatrice. Honey Mustard, Bourbon Bomb, Red Hot, Griffin Scream, and Boo Berry dipping sauce on the side. A Green Salad with a mountain of Fried Onions with an odor so pungent a Zombie would grimace.

[And she continues with a passionate hungry fury.

Maybe try and get in there yourself Adell?]

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